A charming young woman from France
Said: 'Do you think there’s a possible chance -
If I go on a cruise
With my new dancing shoes,
I could possibly learn how to dance?'
There was a young woman from Crewe
Who cried: 'Help me! Oh what can I do?'
She looked so perplexed –
For what can you do next
When you’ve stepped in some messy dog poo?
A woman who came from Hong Kong
By the name of Miss Madeleine Wong,
Said: 'I think that fried rice
Should smell rather nice -
But mine has a terrible pong!'
A teacher, who comes from Dundee,
Said: 'I think you will surely agree:
You’ll sell pizzas better
Or deliver a letter
If you work hard and get a degree.'
A mystified gardener from Leeds
Said: 'I recently planted some seeds.
They went in the ground
Oh, but what have I found?
Every one of them came up as weeds.'
A tall young mechanic from France
Said: 'I think I am in with a chance
For a girl with some style
Has thrown me a smile –
And I’ll ask for the very next dance.'
A Thingmejig’s big and it’s round –
And you can buy two for a pound.
'Then what would you do?'
Oh I hoped that you knew -
For they're little use - that's what I've found.
Limericks are tricky to write
So come to my poetry site:
I think you’ll agree
Leave the writing to me
And you’ll not find yourself in a plight.
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